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You found all 29 different endings!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Time paid life's bill.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
You become Saint Awesome!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.